Buy My Poo

I am now offering my poo logs shipped directly to you! I'm happy to take a dump, vacuum-seal it, double vac-seal, ship it to you, and have you enjoy it! I package up my poo while they are still warm and bring it to the post office within 1-4 hours.

1. Poo log with 2-day shipping (can take 3 days around holidays)- $45
2. Poo log with next day (overnight) shipping- $65
3. Alternatively, my shit stained panties with small chunks -$35

*If you'd like an extra large log with bits of corn and beans then please add an extra $10 for my favorite Chipotle burrito so I can prepare your log the following day


Payment options- Giftrocket, Chase quickpay, money order or cash in the mail.

Please email me at ms_sexyf@aol.com with your order request.

This fat poo has beets, corn, carrots, and beans in it!

Overnight shipping is available for my poo.